Monday, March 8, 2010

Drink the Kool-Aid

I did something that makes me uncomfortable. I defended The Religion. It made me uncomfortable because...at the end of the day I don't know everything. I ain't a scriptorian (I much rather eat my own eyeballs then read the scriptures) I have bad spelling. I ramble. I swear. I get a blank look in my eye when people ask me about The Religion. (trust me...blank look is better then seeing red. DO NOT ask me ANYTHING about ANYTHING when I am on a bender...I will strip your flesh off with my teeth & eat your soul...just warning you now)

I think everyone feels uncomfortable when they are asked to defend something they don't understand. But dang nab it...don't you dare talk smack about crap you know nothing about. I may not know much....but I know more then you, you little bigoted worm (judge much? I sure do!)

I use to read a forum about mothers & all the great crap mothers do...whatever. It did help me out for awhile. I helped me with questions like "Do I use fleece or wool to catch my babies flaming poo. Did I really kill my Daylilies because I ignored them & didn't talk to them all winter?" Ya know, crunchy stuff that I use to be into....then I had 4 kids & crunchy went straight to Hades along w/ my sanity. Anywayyyyyy, I hardly read the site anymore because it just ain't my thang. I grew up & moved on. But sometimes when I'm bored (idle hands make for the devils workshop) I'll read it. They have a religion forum which always cracked me up. They are the type of people who would believe in Fairies but would call a Christian a freak of nature & a murder...fun stuff.

Well My Religion peeps no longer post in this forum, because people HATE us. Yes, even crunchy, tree hugg'n, cloth diaper wear'n, baby sqirt'n out people...hate some religions. So, my peeps fled. But then I saw it....a post...a question about The Religion. I read it......It made my blood boil, my head pop & my teeth grind.

I will be very controlled when I say this...deep breath.......

You stupid mother falkers. Really? Reallyyyyyy. You know nothing about The Religion. If you are going to bash it...at least get your dang nab it fact straight you lint lickers! Why do people feel the need to speak about things they know NOTHING about? As I was reading this crap, I felt like the goofy girl in the corner that people were talking about....I can HEAR YOU!

I waited.

& waited.

& waited.

Not one of my "cult" followers spoke up. & I know they were there. Just shaking their heads saying "well, it's a lost cause. They never believe us. I can't defend The Religion as well as they can tear it apart."

So...I snapped. I posted. The weird girl that you have been speaking for & speaking about... that was stuck in the corner...came out...guns blazing.

I knew as I posted, I could possibly ridiculed. Or they would discover I was a fraud who has the IQ of a sloth. I knew I couldn't compete. But by golly, I will say what I believe, what I hope to be true. I will defend my friends, I will speak up the best, with the little information I got rattling around in my brain. I will lay it at your feet. Then I will walk away....knowing it will be trashed. But at least I spoke up....even though it hurt my brain.

I hate Mondays.

4 comments:

Stacey said...

Lint-lickers!! hahahaha!! That is a good one!! Okay, good for you! You can be confused but still know that some people out there are just idiots-there is no need for others to be a hatin!!! It gets on my nerves...just mind your own business!!!

Normal Mom said...

You are going to be our religion's Howard Stern aren't you??? You know you want to!
You have a way with words, but I really appreciate what is just underneath the surface.
Would you like your Kool-Aid red or blue?

corn fed girl said...

Yeah know...I think I am Howard Stern! I am so Howard Stern that I made a lady...cry & run away from the thread! I was surprised because usually I get smooshed like a bug in those types of forums...But I was the smoosher! And it felt realllll good. But then I remebered I was a Christian & I emailed the know-it-all & told her I was sorry for upsetting her. She was probably copy & pasting anti crap. Poor thing, because I ain't afraid of that sh&%...cuz I'm The Religion's Howard Stern baby!
P.S....I like red please

The Queen Bee said...

Good for you! I find myself feeling much the same, I don't know crap so I shouldn't even get started, but you spoke up and that is very admirable.