Real Moms of Genius

Real Moms of Genius

I’m Just Fine… Presents: Real Moms of Genius

(Real moms of genius)

Today we salute you, Mrs. Keeper of the Sacred Mom-Bag.

(Mrs. Keeper of the Sacred Mom-Bag)

Only you can defy the laws of time and space by cramming 15 metric tons of “stuff” into a bag no larger than a standard carryon.

(Would you like a forklift for that bag?)

Packed with more tissues, wet-wipes, gum wrappers, receipts, hairbrushes, half used chapsticksss, baggies and smooootz than a convenience store before Memorial day weekend.

(where is the bottom?)

Conventional wisdom tells you to simplify, but when was the last time life was simple and you didn’t need a half eaten lollipop or band-aid, or Kleenex, a two day old cookie, or an invitation to an Avon Party?

(Do you have any mint gum?)

While the world is falling apart around you, small children are screaming, your husband is rocking in a corner you simply reach into the depths of your Sack by Syndy and pull out the solution to everything.

(Why is it so dark in there?)

So crack open an ice-cold IBC Root Beer, Oh wielder of the Mom-Bag because the world is a safer place when the bag is in your hands, and out of ours…

(Is there anybody trapped in there?)